Evil fruit flies.

Our kitchen is being attacked by evil fruit flies.

I have resorted to equal manners and plan to kill them all by my ah-mazing fruit fly trap. That's right. I wil lure them in with raspberry jam and and müsli and hope to slowly kill them in the process, cold blood.

Because fruit flies are evil.

I have no warm feelings for these creatures. THEY SUCK.


To be continued...