Gives up.

Well that was pointless.

Tried my best to get out last night... and can I just say one thing, ENGLISH GIRLS IN LEEDS CAN DO TRASH BETTER THAN ANY OTHER GIRLS! HURRAY! *throws sprinkles*

I would have loved to take a few photos of them but they are everywhere, where do you start when the city is cramped by them??

Got in the elevator and second floor: Iiiiiiin comes The Traaaaash. Chubby, mascara overload, foundation as there was no tomorrow, tight, waaaay too short black dress, stripper's shoes and perfume oooozing out from every pore. With a vodka/strawberry pint glass in one hand a phone in the other she was quite the picture.

Either way, me and Yorkshire found our way to the number one hotspot for clubbing in Leeds. A friend was supposed to meet us outside but after a few texts ad calls with no replies we silently gave up.

Had a Smirnoff Ice at Weatherspoon and Yorkshire had some takeaway, kebab with cheesy chips - Only in England.

Took a taxi home and went straight to bed.