Blood.

Josie tried to be a good soul today.

By giving blood.

Filling out the forms, drinking lots of juice and being her normal chirpy self, she was so close on giving a pint of herself when the question of doom came, "do you weigh over 7 stone (50 kilo)?"

And that went that charity down the toilet.

They told me to chubby up and thanked me for trying.